Is a model for Jay Jays

Lives on a strict diet of staminade and gum leaves.

Can eat whole aeropanes in a single bite

Secretly deep down wishes he was the Fresh Pince of Belair

Loves to ask older women in there 30's if it is there first year of uni.

Once kissed a frog to see if the myths were true....saddly he was proven correct they do turn into princes.

Has a framed tie piano signed by the piano player of the Black Assaissns.

Enjoys commenting himself on myspace.

Wears Tee shirts of women with mustaches sitting on toilet seats

Has in built sunglasses for eyes.

Has detractable claws that come out of his hands.

Is the worlds fastest urinater. And damn proud of it!!!

Wants to get the TSS emblem tattooed on his back.

Is a priest of his relegion of fashionology.

Wears beer goggles when he swims.

Knows every line of every star wars movie. dont believe me ask him....any line.

Will loves to SCREAM CHOCOLATE at his friends instead of hello.

Also enjoys yelling out KEL in the middle New Communication studies.

Likes to go under the code name of Walter Benjamin

Everyday buys wedges for "religious" reasons

but he never....ever....ever eats them.

wrote to mtv to pimp his ride...but was refused when they found out it was a cow.

has 17 piercings all of them hidden...let your imgaination run free.

Is a professional cow tipper and is sponsered by staminade

Has an emo lawn......it cuts itself.

When to Mc Donalds and asked for a Macbeth expecting to get a burger.

Doesnt sleep with pillows but uses goon bags for one......empty or full heck he'll use'em both.

Actually crated the saying for hung like a horse.....his nickname is " a Horse"

Was considered for the roll of the last samurai but would be against his relegion due to lack of fashion sense.

Was actually the first person to walk on the moon by 5 years....but because he ran, NASA states they can not recognise him.

Started the feud between the Korean's when he asked President Lee Myung Baks mother if she was pregnant.

beleives strongly that DISCO is not DEAD...merely on holidays.

Is the person who hides blues clues and sold the drugs who killed the original host.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Will out. It Failed Miserably

Will CAN beleive its not butter.