enjoys listening to the black assassins.
is a class 3 basketball hero.
enjoys a strong soy latte whilst reading up on walter benjamin.
was a character on the hit tv sitcom, every body hates me.
can bite through solid steel.
is believed to be the inventor of handball.
once rode a horse from noon till dusk to prove he knew when noon and dusk were.
is 81% made of staminade.

once built a rocket to the moon. but sent it to mars.
can change colour.
is a devout member of robotology.
can dunk in any situation.
is susceptible to bullets.

can cast spells at a level 9 bball hero level.
has 4 extra toes designed for extra dunking power.
wears sunglasses at night. and in the shower, to bed, etc.
is related to han solo.
has an apple mac inserted in his brain.

was once considered the lead for harry met sally.
is the first person to patent the piano tie.
his one man band opened for the black assassins at big day out in '71.
can make force fields with glue.
has a nike air shoe named after his likeness.

tricked einstein into believing the world was flat.
is in the middle of recording a jazz funk album with the black assassins.
can shoot soy latte from his eyes.
has hulkamania syndrome.
once he pops, he cannot stop.