is currently writing his autobiography, "my magical autobiography".
claims to be half autobot.
is the founder of the 'book klub for kool kats'.
was once a prominent gold prospector in the wild wild west.
won the title for coolest mormon shirt; 3 years running.

played the lead character for the hit movie "dude is this my ham sandwich?".
is regarded as the influence behind punk band, 'the black assassins'.
currently is the mayor of lazy town.
is actually 4'11.
has a range of hairspray named after his likeness.

is widely regarded as the most prominent crime fiction writer of our time.
can read.
claims he once ate an entire condor.
is good friends with walter benjamin.
was once considered the greatest pickle duster in all of qld.

is quite a detailed human being.
is the spokesperson for a range of mens erotic fragrances.
coined the phrase "where are my ham sandwiches at?".
taught mike tyson how to fight.
can turn his head right around.

is the only known person to finish the game of tetris. with one hand.
can lift a small tractor with his eyelids.
can grow backburns on demand.
once walked from perth to gc; whilst wearing crocs.
trademarked the phrase, "my magical..."