Christopher G. Brown was born to two parents: a mother and a father. He spent much of his childhood being educated, although he still found time to play with toys and games. As he got older, he got his license and began to drive a 1987 Plymouth Sundance (later to be upgraded to a two door 1989 Mercury Tracer).

Brown followed up high school by immediately immersing himself in the world of law enforcement. Brown and his partner Pappas were investigating a string of bank robberies. Suspecting a connection between the bank robbers, known as the Ex-Presidents because they used masks of former US presidents, and local surfers, Brown went undercover to infiltrate the surfing community. Knowing little of the lifestyle, Brown convinced surfer Tyler to mentor him.

In the process, Brown developed a complex relationship with Bodhi , a charismatic leader of a gang of surfers who accepted Brown into their midst. While Brown went undercover in the hope of finding the bank robbers, he found himself increasingly attracted to their adrenaline-charged lifestyle.

The Bodhi/Brown dynamic got more complicated as Brown began to zero in on Bodhi as the likely ringleader of the Ex-Presidents. Brown learned that Bodhi and his gang robbed banks in order to fund their lifestyle, and as a form of rebellion against a social system that they believed "killed the human spirit". This created an internal struggle for Brown, as his fondness for Bodhi and the lifestyle he epitomized conflicted with his duty and responsibility as an FBI agent.

In the end, Brown let Bohdi seek his own death by surfing the giant waves of Bells Beach, Australia.

On his 21st birthday, Brown packed a small bag filled with staples such as food, clothing, and standard Swingline 3/4". He stowed away on a Carnival Cruise ship and lived in the engine rooms. He is relatively certain that Billy Dee Williams was also on this boat. When the ship was attacked by pirates, Brown slipped unnoticed onto the pirate ship and pretended to have been there all along.


This was also the time in Brown's life where he met Bubbles the Monkey.  The two would go on to share many fantastic adventures together.  Unfortunately for Brown, Bubbles was seeking more fame and ran off with Michael Jackson, who promised him this fame.  Jackson sealed the deal with Bubbles when he produced the Elephant Man's skull.  Brown was alone again without a mascot, but he would not let this ruin his pirating adventures.  

He rose through the ranks rapidly, becoming a pirate captain at age 24. After three years of plundering, he developed an awful case of scurvy and decided to return home to eat some citrus fruits and go back to school.

Brown enrolled in Harvard's Government program. Most of his education was uneventful, but there was a near-crisis shortly before graduation. After a hard drive crash, Brown was left with only one physical copy of his senior thesis. While walking with roommate Courtney Blumenthal to make a duplicate, Brown accidentally dropped the thesis into the basement of Widener Library, and Simon Wilder, who had been living there undetected, found it. Brown and Wilder struck a deal that Brown must do one thing for Wilder and Brown, in return, would get one page of his thesis. At first, Wilder was irritating to Brown and his other roommates, but they began to lighten up and learn from him many lessons they will take with them for the rest of their lives. Brown graduated with honors.